Beste moviequote!

[aetjansen]

Okee, nog een lijstje bouwen,

Je beste movie quote! Zoals
"I'll be back" (Terminator)

of

"Get in my belly!" Austin Powers 2

of

"I am a baaaaaaaaaaaaaadddddd man" Gone in 60 seconds..

Ben weer heel benieuwd!

[Cenobite]

"I see dead people, but they don't know they're dead" .

:D :D

[System 3rror]

"Suck my beatiful" American Pie :D

"What we do in life, echoes in eternity" Gladiator

"I have seriously thoughts about eating your wife" Hannibal

[Jason Bourne]

What do you want
What I've always wanted, Nokes, to watch you die
(Sleepers)

Welcome to the real world
(Matrix)

Deze telt eigenlijk niet maar laatst in de bios gezien, de eerste zin van de trailer van Lord of the rings:
One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them
one ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

[A.J]

''I love the smell of napalm in the morning.....it smells like victory''

[Emperor]

who?

Who? Who?
Wat are you? A fucking owl?
(Sea of love, Heat)

[Emperor]

"Do your parents have any children that life?"
"You head is so ugly, it could be a modern art masterpiece"
"Is that John Wayne, Is it me?"
"Hell I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister"
(Full Metal Jacket) ik kan nog wel even door gaan met die film:D :D :D

:rolleyes:

[Paul Ranft]

zie beneden

[A.J]

Hier heb ik nog een paar quotes uit Full metall Jacket:

Who said that ? Who the fuck said that ? Who,s the slimy communist shit twinkle toed cocksucker who just singed his own deathwarrant ???

Of deze:

Where you born worthless, or did you have to work at it ???

en als laatste deze:

Pyle, you climb obstacles like old people fuck !!!!!
:D :D :D

[Remco Sondagh]

You need to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky?
Well, do you,punk?

Dirty Harry

[Martin van Tuijl]

Seven:

* 'Just because he's got a library card, that doesn't make him fucking Yoda!'
* 'You're not a Messiah. You're a movie of the week, you're a fucking t-shirt at best.'
* 'Right now he's probably somewhere dancing in his grandmother's underwear, and rubbing himself in peanut butter.'

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest:

* 'The next woman that takes me out is going to light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars.'

Aliens

* 'We're on the express elevator to hell, going down!'

Ik heb nog wel meer, ff de grijze cellen aanspreken :D

[aetjansen]

Samuel L. Jackson heeft een heeeeellleeeebboooeeellllll goeie kwoots!!! Een van mijn favorieten

"Oh, I am sorry, did I break your concentration?"

En als eerbetoon aan hem heb ik een zipje hier aan attached met een heus

"Samuel L. Jackson Soundboard"

Downloaden, speakers op 11 en genieten!

[edit] Oops, de file is te groot (ruim 350 kb) voor een attachment, ik kan em online zetten, maar dan ben ik zo mn datalimit voorbij, ik zoek em wel effe op op het net... of als iemand met veel bandbreedte plek heeft stuur ff een PM
[edit]

Arno

[Rob Verhoeven]

Hier zijn enkele quote's uit de film Snatch:

Bricktop:
Do you know what Nemesys means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this instance by an 'orrible cunt.....me!!!

Cousin Avi (discussing London):
Fish, chips, cup o'tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary-fucking-Poppins London!

Vinny:
I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the fuck can he get away from?

Groet,
Rob

[Marco]

Oh goodie moviequotes

Uit The Silence of the Lambs (Dr. Hannibal The Cannibal Lecter)

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti... SLLLLLSLLLLSLLSLLSLLL


Uit Spaceballs

- He's an Asshole, sir.
- I know that. What's his name?
- That is his name, sir. Asshole. Major Asshole.
- And his cousin?
- He's an Asshole too, sir. Gunners mate first class Philip Asshole.
- How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow?
- Yo!!
- I knew it. I'm surrounded by Assholes! Keep Fireing Assholes!!


Uit Fight Club (Tyler Durden)

- You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

- We were raised on television to believe that we'd all be millionares, movie gods, rock stars, but we won't. And we're starting to figure that out.

- Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.


Uit South Park Bigger Longer & Uncut (Mr. Garrison)

Sorry kids, I just can't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.


Uit Dirty Harry (Harry Callahan)

I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?

[RobW]

May the Force be with you!
Beetje afgezaagd, ik vind heus wel wat beters. Nog ff geduld dus.
RW

[Paul Ranft]

Okay dan. Nog een paar mooie die zijn blijven hangen:

12 Monkeys:
My father is God! I worship my father!

Magnolia:
I will not apologize for who I am!

Fight Club:
1. The things you own end up owning you.
2. Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing.

The Matrix:
To deny our own impulses is to deny the very thing that makes us human.

en om het af te leren => The Crow:
Greed is for amateurs. Disorder, chaos, anarchy: now that's fun!

[Martin van Tuijl]

Die Hard:
Supervisor : Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
John McClane : No fucking shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?
Back To The Future:
George: Do you really think I should swear?
Marty: Yes, absolutely, goddammit George, swear!
The Breakfast Club
* 'Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?'
* 'You won't accept a guys tongue in your mouth, and you're gonna eat that?'
* 'Eat my shorts.'
* 'Hey, how come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy!'
* 'Well, some I consider my girlfriends and some ...I just consider.'

[marcel]

"No, Do or do not, there is no try"

wereld zin, klein mannetje overigens
Yoda, The Empire strikes back

[Marco]

Ah Martin bracht net BTTF ter sprake.

Hier nog zo'n 1.

Uit het 1e deel van BTTF (Dr. Emmet Brown)
Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads :D

[Nathan Strik]

ZeroDown´s favo:

"A cencus taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava-beans and a nice chianti..........tststststststs!!!!!!!" (Hannibal Lecter - Silence o/t Lambs)

[Alexander de Mol]

Heat (1995)
Alan Marciano: Why'd I get mixed up with that bitch?
Vincent Hanna: Cause she's got a great ass...and you got your head all the way up it!
-
Vincent Hanna: You can ball my wife if you want to, you can lounge around in her ex-husband's "post modernistic" bullshit house if you want to, but you CAN'T watch my television set, Ralph!

Dumb & Dumber (1994)
Lloyd: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
Harry: I was thinking the same thing.
Lloyd: That John Denver is full of shit, man.
-
Harry: Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.

Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels (1998)
Rory Breaker: If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya.
-
Hatchet Harry: You must be Eddie, J.D.'s son.
Eddie: Yeah. You must be Harry. Sorry, didn't know your father.
Hatchet Harry: Never mind son, you just might meet him if you carry on like that.

En zo kan ik nog wel even doorgaan......maar ik geef het stokje even door aan:

[Alexander de Mol]

"A cencus taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava-beans and a nice chianti..........tststststststs!!!!!!!" (Hannibal Lecter - Silence o/t Lambs) Dumb & Dumber kent een variant op deze SOTL-quote:
Harry: Check out the funbags on that hosehound.
Lloyd Christmas: I'd like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a bottle of Chianti.

[Nathan Strik]

Klopt, echt een leuke in-joke....


Dumb & Dumber kent een variant op deze SOTL-quote:
Harry: Check out the funbags on that hosehound.
Lloyd Christmas: I'd like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a bottle of Chianti.

[Martin van Tuijl]

Ah Martin bracht net BTTF ter sprake.

Nog 1tje dan :)

Wait a minute, Doc...are you telling me that my mother has got the hots for me?

[Marco]

Nog een leuke van Doc (BTTF)

I'm sure in 1985, plutonium is available at every corner drugstore, but in 1955 it's a little hard to come by! :D

Van Dumb and Dumber

Harry Dunne: Nice set of hooters you got there!
Mary Swanson: I beg your pardon?!
Harry Dunne: The owls! They're beautiful!

[Alex van den Berg]

Ik moest er even een paar dagen over nadenken, maar nu weet ik het!

I tfhought I sfaw a pfussycatf - Tweety :D

[Tijntje]

Jaws

Chief Brody: "You're gonna need a bigger boat." ;)

[Dunky]

This is not a room...
This, is a holocaust waiting to wake itself.

-Doug Bradley, Bloodline(hellraiser 4)

[Dunky]

You better liv-er alone.

Live her liver it's a joke.

[Dunky]

This is battery-acid you slime!

-Stephen King's IT

[Dunky]

Sir... step out of the vehicle please.

Eric Cartman

[starbuck]

"whoeaarghhhh"


Jack Nicholson in "wolf"

[Dadaveke]

If you wanna win a war, you must become war.

Rambo 1

Dave

[Ronald Stiebolt]

Tomorrow never dies:

Hooggeplaatste legerofficier tegen M (Judie Dench):

"I'm sorry to say this to you madam, but I think you just haven't got the balls for this."

M: "Well, at least I don't have to think with them then...."

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Jaws:

Richard Dreyfuss: "This was NOT a boating accident"

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Stakeout:

Estevez en Dreyfuss doen een filmqoute-spelletje;

Estevez: "This was NOT a boating accident"
Dreyfuss: " I give up"

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Goldfinger:

Connery: "Do you expect me to talk?
Goldfinger: "No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!"

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Godfather:

Al Pacino: "My father gave him an offer he could'nt refuse"

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Reservoir dogs:

Steve Buscemi (dacht ik), wrijft met zijn duim over zijn wijs- en middelvinger;

"That's the world's smallest violin playin' for her sorry ass"

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Ik ga 's goed nadenken, ik weet/post er vast nog wel een paar......

[Miro]

"You need people like me to point your fucking fingers and say: that's the bad guy".

Al Pacino in Scarface.

[Dunky]

ID4:

Welcome to Earth!
-Will Smith
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JP
Welcome... to Jurassic Park
Mr Hammond
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Your so fat, that when you walk down the streets people say goddamned that's a big fat ass!
Eric Cartman.

[Dunky]

you know what a huss is Frank? That's a pig.. that don't fly straight, a neither do you Frank.

Fuck all!

Al Pacino

[aetjansen]

"I am wearing a dress, I have gel in my hair, I haven't slept in two days and I am armed! So DONT mess with me!

Sandy Bullock in Miss Congeniality

(sorry als de quote niet helemaal exact is ;)

[Bob]

ID4: Nuke 'm!

[Laurens-Jan]

[American Pie 2] Fuck me, geek!
[MiB] I make this suit look good
[Gladiator] What we do in live, echoes in Eternity
[The Matrix] My name is Neo! (in de metro)

[Ruben J.]

Never underestimate the power of denial.

American Beauty

[Dunky]

you are scared, are you not?

Yoda

[Marika]

Batman Returns

Catwoman: Life's a bitch and so am I!

Groetjes,
Marika :)

[Ben]

ID4:

Welcome to Earth!
-Will Smith


Ook leuk:

Na de "lancering" met het alien spaceship:

"I`ve got to get me one of these!!!"

LOL

[Marika]

Mars Attacks

Aliens: We come in Peace!
ze roepen dit terwijl ze iedereen overhoop knallen

:D

Groetjes, Marika

[Martin van Tuijl]

'We zijn veraaie!' :D

[Edwin V]

"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you gonna get."

"eat my shorts"

[aetjansen]

"I shall call him..... mini-me!" - Dr. Evil in Austin Powers 2

[Marty vanluit]

"John Coffey, Like the drink, only not spelled the same"

The Green Mile (meesterlijke film)

Marty :cool:

[Jeroen Driessen]

From Dusk Till Dawn (Chet's Pussy Speech):

Pussy, pussy, pussy! Al pussy must go. At the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! This is a pussy blow out! make us an offer on our vast selection of pussy! We've got white pussy, yellow pussy, hot pussy, cold pussy, wet pussy, tight pussy, big pussy, bloody pussy, fat pussy, hairy pussy, smelly pussy, velvet pussy, silk pussy, naugahyse pussy, snappin' pussy, horse pussy, dog pussy, mule pussy, fake pussy! if we don't have it, you don't want it. Now you get your second pussy for only one penning! Pussy for only ONE penning!! If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere....FUCK IT!!!

(nu de film nog in SE....)


Reservoir Dogs (Mr. Blonde)
If they hadn't done, what I told them not to do, they'd still be alive...

[Tom Rood]

zie onder.....

[Tom Rood]

Bruce Willis

Die Hard

Jippie cayee mother fucker!!!

[Paul Ranft]

Net weer eens naar Spawn gekeken.

Aren't there any normal people left on Earth, or is everybody just back from hell?

[Deef]

Beetje laat maar toch.......

"I have an offer you can't refuse"

Marlon Brando
The Godfather

"I'm still standing motherf#ckers"
uuuuuh dat mother..... weet ik nie zeker :D

Al Pacino
Scarface

[Bas de Jong]

The Mummy Returns
Rick: "Honey, what are you doing?? These guys don't use doors"


Starship Troopers
"Come on you apes, you wanna live forever!!?"

Star Wars: A New Hope
Luke Skywalker: "Carrie!" (terwijl die Leia moet zeggen)

[Emperor]

I am gunnery sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor
From now on you will only speak when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be Sir. Do you maggots understand that?

Sir, yes, Sir

Bullshit I can?t hear you, sound off like you got a pair.

Sir, yes, Sir

If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death, praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You?re the lowest form off life on earth. You?re not even human fucking things. You?re nothing but unorganised grab-astic pieces of amphibian shit.
Because I am hard you will not like me, but the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, whops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved corps. Do you maggots understand that?

Sir, yes, Sir

Bullshit I can't hear you!

Sir, yes, Sir

What's your name scumbag?

Sir, private Brown, Sir

Bullshit, from now on you're private Snowball. Do you like that name?

Sir, yes, Sir

Well there is one thing that you won't like private Snowbal. They don't serve fried chicken and watermelon on a daily base in my messhall.

Sir, yes, Sir

Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?

Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who?s the slimy little communist shit twinkle toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant. Nobody huh? The very fucking godmother said it. Out-fucking-standing! I will P.T. you all until you fucking die. I will P.T. you all until your assholes are sucking buttermilk. Was it you, you scrouchy little fuck?

Sir, no, Sir

You little piece of shit you look like a fucking worm! I'll bet it was you

Sir, no, Sir

Sir, I said it, Sir

Well, no shit! What do we've got here? A fucking comedian, private Joker! I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag, I got your name, I got your ass. You will not laugh, you will not cry. You will learn by the numbers, I will teach you. Now get up, get on your feet. You better unfuck yourself, or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck.
Private Joker, Why did you join my beloved corps.

Sir, to kill, Sir.

So, you're a killer?

Sir, yes, Sir

Let me see your warface.

Sir?

You've got a warface? Whoaaaaa! That's a warface. Now let me see your warface.

Whoaaaaaa!

Bullshit! You didn't convince me. Now let me see your real warface!

Whoaaaaaaaaa!

You don't scare me! Work on it!

Sir, yes, Sir

What's you excuse?

Sir, excuse for what, Sir?

I am asking the fucking questions, private. Do you understand?

Sir, yes, Sir!

Well thank you very much can I be in charge for a while?

Sir, yes, Sir!

Are you choked up? Are you nervous?

Sir, I am, Sir!

Do I make you nervous?

Sir?

Sir what? Are you about to call me an asshole?

Sir, no, Sir

How tall are you private?

Sir, 5 foot 9, Sir

5 foot 9, I didn?t know they stack shit that high. Did you try to squeeze an inch on me somewhere?

Sir, no, Sir

Bullshit! It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mamma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you?ve been cheating!
Where the hell are you from anyway, private?

Sir, Texas, sir

Holy dogshit, Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, private cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kind off narrows it down!
Do you suck dicks?

Sir, no, Sir

Are you a peter buffer?

Sir, no, Sir

I'll bet you?re the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach around. I'll be watching you.
Do your parents have any children that live?

Sir, yes, sir

I'll bet they regret that. You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece. What's your name fat buddy?

Sir, Leonard Lawrence, Sir.

Lawrence, Lawrence what? Of Arabia?

Sir, no, Sir

That name sounds like royalty. Are you royalty?

Sir, No, Sir

Do you suck dicks?

Sir, no Sir

Bullshit, I'll bet you could suck a golf bal through a garden hose.

Sir, no, Sir

I don't like the name Lawrence, only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence. From now on your Gomer Pyle!

Sir, yes, Sir

Do you think I'm cute private Pyle? Do you think I'm funny?

Sir, no, Sir

Then wipe that disgusting grin of your face!

Sir, yes, Sir

Well, any fucking time, sweetheart!

Sir, I'm trying, Sir

Private Pile, I?m gonna give you three seconds, exactly three fucking seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin of your face. Or I will couch out your eyeballs and skull fuck you! One, two, three!

Sir, I'm trying, Sir

Bullshit, get on your knees scumbag! Now, choke yourself. Goddamned, with my hands numnuts. Don't pull my fucking hand over there. I said choke yourself . Now lean forward and choke yourself. Are you through grinning?

Sir, yes, Sir

Bullshit, I can't hear you!

Sir, yes, Sir

Bullshit, I still can't hear you. Sound off like you got a pair.

Sir, yes, Sir

That's enough. Get on your feet. Private Pyle you better square you ass away and start shitting me Tiffany's cufflinks or I will definitely fuck you up.

Sir, yes, Sir

[Koen Crijns]

Stoerste quote ever:

The Matrix:
"What do you need, besides a miracle?"
"Guns... Lots'a guns...."



En deze twee blijven natuurlijk mijn persoonlijke favoriet:
"The name's Bond.... James Bond"
en
"Wodka Martini.... Shaken, but not stirred!"

[System 3rror]

I am gunnery sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor
...

Zo, na dit gelezen te hebben hoef ik de film ook ff niet meer te zien, bijna het halve script... ;)

[Emperor]

Dit is zijn de eerste 5 minuten maar hoor....

Maar ga je schamen als je deze film nog niet gezien hebt!

[Martin van Tuijl]

I am gunnery sergeant Hartman.............................
Holy shit! You call that a quote you freaking asshole! :D

[Emperor]

Holy shit! You call that a quote you freaking asshole! :D

:D Heb het stukje al een 'paar' keer gezien. Maar ik moet bekennen dat ik na een check nog wel een paar kleine correcties moest uitvoeren..... ;)

[System 3rror]

Dit is zijn de eerste 5 minuten maar hoor....

Maar ga je schamen als je deze film nog niet gezien hebt!
Ok... hehe

Ik heb hem op videoband, maar al geen tijden meer gezien...
Misschien vanaaf na Band of Brothers... veel oorlogsgeweld op een vrijdagavond kan geen kwaad :)

[starbuck]

"Heigh ho heigh ho"

Quote made famous by: grumpy, sneezy, bashful, sleepy,happy, doc, and dopey :)

[Henk Heideveld]

De besten trof ik aan in Full Metal Jacket. waar halen ze ze vandaan???? Ongelooflijk goed.
Te veel om op te noemen, dus gewoon zelf kijken en luisteren.
Ze vliegen er echt over de toonbank alsof het de dagelijkse gezellige babbel is.

Een leuke uit een of andere spaghetti-western is mij bijgebleven.
"é gringo, I am a killer, I kill people for money: but you are my friend, I kill you for nothing" (waarbij nothing een prachtige dubbele betekenis heeft).

[Henk Heideveld]

AND THE WINNER IS ..................................................
Deze trhead wijst heel nadrukkelijk in de richting van Full Metal Jacket en terecht natuurlijk. Stoppen maar mensen, want je kunt net zo goed de hele tekst van de hele film neerschrijven. Slechts de aftiteling is normaal, geloof ik. (maar weet zelfs dat niet zeker.)
Deze thread kan naar verwachting de omzet van deze DVD-film doen stijgen. Niet over lullen, want dan verhogen ze gauw de thans redelijke prijs van circa f 40,--.:D

[Emperor]

Deze deed ik helemaal uit mijn hoofd dus er kunnen een paar kleine foutjes in zitten :p

Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday dear Jesus,
Happy birthday to you!

Today it's Christmas!
There will be a magic show at 09.00!

God has a hard-on for marines,
because we kill everything we see.
To show out appreciation for so much power,
we keep heaven packed with fresh souls.

God was here before the marines.
So you can give your heart to Jesus?..
BUT YOU ASS BELONGS TO THE CORPS!

Do you ladies understand!

Sir, yes, Sir

I can't hear you??..

[Wazige]

Austin Powers
Do I Make you Horny? Do I?

Fight Club:
I might take you down, but i never let you down

gladiator:
I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

God Bless ya'll

[Hans Bergshoeff]

en nu de beroemdste van allemaal. Iedereen kent hem.
Bugs Bunny: What's up doc?

[Eric van Ballegoie]

Een hele ware uit Star Wars EP1:

'There's always a bigger fish'

Robert De Niro in Heat:

'Never get attached to anyting that you cannot walk away from in fifteen seconds flat when you spot the heat coming around the corner'

Hans Teeuwen (met grappig stemmetje):

'Zo heb ik pas een hele mooie film gezien: Schindrelers List...
Da's een hele mooie belangrijke fillm, want ja, de mensen hebben het altijd wel over de Joden enzo, maar nou, die Duitsers dat waren ook geen lieverdjes hoor!' (quote uit conferance)

[Wazige]

Uit Goodfellas:
'Do you think I am funny? Do you fucking think I am funny? Funny how? Funny like a clown? Like I have to amuse you?'

'As far as I remember I always wanted to be a gangster.'

Uit een andere gangsterfilm: (weet iemand welke?)
'Are you talking to me? Are you fucking talking to me? I don't see anyone else in here, so you must be talking to me!'


Capiche?

[Martin van Tuijl]

Uit een andere gangsterfilm: (weet iemand welke?)
'Are you talking to me?.....
Dat komt niet echt uit een gangsterfilm, maar als ik het goed heb is dat Robert de Niro in Taxi Driver...

[Wazige]

Hey, bedankt, zal es effe kijken of dat klopt. Vond het wel een mooie quote.

Dracula:
'I never drink wine.'

Weet nie meer uit welke film, klinkt wel leuk:
'Shoot them, waste the ************s! All of them!'

Heeft iemand het gebed uit de film Boondock Saints????
Die wil ik echt hebben.

[Darth Vader]

Uit Cliffhanger:

Hal Tucker (Michael Rooker)
You murdering mother fuck!

Met daarop als antwoord:

Eric Qualen (John Lithgow)
Kill a few people, they call you a murderer?
Kill a million and you are a conqueror!
Go figure.

[Wazige]

Romeo must die:
(DMX zegt dit): 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people'

[Wazige]

And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, Power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command, we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine patrie, et fili [they cock their guns] et spiritu sancti.

Wow, das relaxt, ik had zelf al geprobeerd op te schrijven wat ze zeiden, maar ik kon sommige dingen helemaal niet verstaan. Hoe heb jij dit gedaan dan?

The Green Mile:
(percy schreeuwt) :'Dead man coming. Dead man coming through. There is a dead man coming through.'

(John Coffey) :
'I'm aweful tired, boss. Dog tired.'

'Do you leave the lights on after bedtime, boss?'

[Marika]

Dracula:
'I never drink wine.'Die moet eigenlijk zijn:
'I never drink...wine'.
De pauze in die zin maakte hem leuk ;)

Komt volgens mij uit 'Bram Stoker's Dracula' van Francis Ford Coppola. Met Gary Oldman als Dracula :)

[Wazige]

Die moet eigenlijk zijn: 'I never drink...wine'.

Sorry, had ik er idd die pauze wel bij mogen zetten, maar goed dat er nog oplettende mensen zijn op dit forum:D



Ken je dat gebed dan niet?

Jawel, alleen van de film, op internet kon ik hem nergens vinden
:(

nogmaals bedankt:D :D :D

[Gabriël de Rop]

Ok, hier nog een quote van Pulp Fiction; Jules Winfield en Vincent Vega in een discussie tijdens het schoonmaken van de auto met brain-pieces:

Vincent: Right now, I'm a fuckin' race car, and you got me in the fuckin' red. I'm just saying it's fuckin' dangerous to have a race car in the fuckin' red. I could blow.
Jules: Oh, you ready to blow ??!
Vincent: Yeah..
Jules (outburst): Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-laying ************, ************!
Everytime my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly TNT! I'm the Guns of the Navarone!!
In fact, why am I here on brain detail, you're the one who shot the fuckin' nigga!
We're fuckin' switching; I'm cleaning the windows and you pick up this dead nigga's skull!!

[Wazige]

The wizard of os:
'Toto, we are not in Kansas anymore'

The rock:
(boze man) : 'Sie habe meine Humvee gestolen!'
(Sean Connory) : 'No, i'm only borowing it'

Shaft:
'Who's the man?'

Charlies Angels:
'I hear only birds can fly this high.'
'I hear only angels can.'

:D :D :D

[Tom van den Hout]

Hier nog een paar quotes;

Austin Powers 2; The Spy Who Shagged me
Damn dirty apes!!

Planet of the Apes (2001)
Damn dirty humans!!

Deuce Bigalow, Male Gigalo
Women pay me to give them pleasure

Con Air
'Where you goin?'
'I'm gonna show you god does exist'

Fight Club
In Tyler we trusted

Shaft
Remember me?

Charlie's Angels
Another movie from a bad TV show

Scary Movie
What are you waiting for!!!!!

[Maxster4th]

"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you gonna get."



Duidelijk..... :)
en natuurlijk:
"I'll be back" van Arnie

[Gabriël de Rop]

American Beauty:

"This is the high point of my day...."

:D

[Jeroen Klaassen]

Trainspotting:
Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?

Pulp Fiction:
Does Marsellus Wallace looks like a bitch?
- NO!
So why do you wanna fuck him like a bitch?!!

I'm gettin' medievil on your ass!

Who's motorcycle is this?
- It's a chopper baby.
Who's chopper is this?
Zed's.
- Who's Zed?
Zed's dead baby. Zed's dead.

Reservoir Dogs:
Are ya gonna bark all day little doggy?
Or are ya gonna bite?

Why am I Mr. Pink?
- Because you're a faggot alright!!

Snatch:
What are you waiting for? "Zee Germans?"

En zo kan ik echt wel doorgaan.
Ik hou echt zo van films met goeie teksten erin. :)

Jeroen

[Maikel]

"I like these calm little moments before the storm."

Gary Oldman

[Edwin V]

NI!!! (holy grail)

[eisbaer]

Peggy: Hey Al look steve and marcy are here.
Al: Yeah I know I've been driving round the block but I ran out of gas.

[System 3rror]

Vanmiddag weer eens bekeken Fight Club en kwam meteen leuke quote tegen:

"It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything..."

en uit Maried with Children:

"Why would you buy Milk when you have a cow at home!?"

[Lambèrt Guilonard]

Nog een mooie one-liner uit Apocalypse Now, als de USA een vietcong (charlie)-dorp aan zee willen aanvallen om daar te gaan surfen :

Soldier : " It's pretty hairy in there, we lost a couple of men, it's Charlie's point "

met als antwoord van Robert Duvall : "CHARLIE DON'T SURF"

Geweldig !!

Nog eentje van Kolonel Curtz (Marlon Brando), om over na te denken - zeker in deze roerige tijden :

"We train young men to drop napalm on people, but their commanders won't allow to write FUCK on their airplanes, because it's obscene "

[Nathan Strik]

Ook eentje uit Fight Club:

"I haven´t been fucked like that since Grade school."

(Grade school is de lagere school in Amerika, voor al diegenen die deze film nog niet hebben gezien.)

Deze controversiële zin is eigenlijk een vervanger, omdat de filmstudio de originele zin te grof vond, daarom heeft Fincher hem vervangen door de bovenstaande (die dus eigenlijk nog grover was).
Okee, de originele uitspraak luidde: "I want to have your abortion."

[Martin van Tuijl]

"I haven´t been fucked like that since Grade school."Ik ook niet! :D

[bobby d]

Marlon Brando (Apocalypse now):

The Horror,........... the Horror.......


Sam Jackson (Jackie Brown):

Jackie, she's too cool for school.


Uit Desperado (sign in bar):

The customer is always wrong


Steve Buscemi (Reservoir dogs):

Why am I named mister pink,................
because you're a faget

[Christian van de Weerd]

Uit Shawshank Redemption:

Warden Samuel Norton:

"I believe in two things - discipline and the Bible. Here you'll receive both. Put your trust in the Lord. Your ass belongs to me. Welcome to Shawshank."

[De Neel]

Hooaaahhh

Al Pacino in "Scent of a Woman"

[De Neel]

Okidoki...here we go...

Anthony Hopkins in "Hannibal"



Use Soap "Fight Club"

[Nathan Strik]

Hooaaahhh

Al Pacino in "Scent of a Woman"
Da´s de kortste quote ooit volgens mij... applaus!!! (en voordat ik iemand op een idee breng.... Nee, je mag niet quoten uit Pornofilms :D)

[De Neel]

I'm your father Luke...

James Earl Jones als de stem van "Darth Vader"

[De Neel]

Da´s de kortste quote ooit volgens mij... applaus!!!:D)

Inderdaad een geniale....deze laat I'll be back verbleken....en vooral de context waarin C. Slade hem gebruikt is onge-evenaard...

[Wazige]

Zo vet vind ik die quote niet hoor. Er zijn wel kortere zoals

Kenny: MPH

Uit Cast Away:
(Tom Hanks)-Look what i have Created! I created fire. Whoehoe!

[Maikel]

"In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns."
Fabrizio

[Toxic]

South Park the movie:

- Terence: You're such a pig-fucker, Phillip.
- Phillip: Why'd you call me a pig-fucker?
- Terence: Well, let's see. First of all, you fuck pigs.
- Phillip: Oh yeah. (hahahahahaha)

Nog eentje

- Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the counselor?
- Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
- Mr. Garrison: What did you say?!
- Cartman: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was... ..."How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?"

Conan (barbarian/destroyer?):

When I'm gone, you will have never been...

Pulp Fiction:

- Any of you fuckin' bitch move! I'll now execute every motherfuckin' last one of you..

[Edwin V]

Da´s de kortste quote ooit volgens mij... applaus!!!Toch is "Ni" korter (the knights who say Ni)

[Wazige]

Rush Hour:
Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?

Cris Tucker op het einde: "Shi Shi niej"

[Rob Verhoeven]

De bereboot (season 3, episode 7):

"If you can't eat it...or f$#k it.......f^&king kill it !"

:D

[eisbaer]

Al, the king, Bundy will now do to your record
what time has done to your face.

[Wazige]

Even een aantal quotes uit The Gladiator:

Russel Crowe:

"Strength and Honour"

"On my signal unleash hell"

"What we do in Life echoes in eternity"

"There was a dream that was Rome, it should be realised"

Kleine menneke:

"I'm Maximus, savier of rome!"

andere mensen:

"Today I saw a slave become more powerfull than the emperor of Rome"

"The time that you are ownering yourself will soon be at end"

"Dead smiles at us all, all we can do is smile back"

[Wazige]

2 uit The 13th Warrior:

Antonio Banderas:
For all we ought to have thought, but have not thought,
For all we ought to have said, but have not said,
For all we ought to have done, but have not done,
I pray to thee god, for forgivenis

Alle warriors die nog over zijn:

Below there do I see my father
Below there I see my mother, my sisters and my brothers
Below there I see the line of my people back to the beginning
Though they do call to me
beg me to take my place among them
in the holes of Walhalla where the brave may live forever!

[Remon Roubos]

Life of Brian:
Always look at the bright side of life

Ronin:
All good things come to those who wait

Alle James Bond films
The name is Bond, James Bond
(vreemd eigenlijk dat niemand deze heeft gepost, of heb ik verkeerd gekeken?)

[Angelina]

Gladiator:
"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."

Van deze scene kreeg ik echt kippenvel!

[Edwin vd Zwaard]

zie hieronder...

Edwin

[Mark de Jong]

Mini-Me, stop humping the laser!

- Dr. Evil, Austin Powers The Spy Who Shagged Me.

http://www.minimeshideout.8m.com/humpsmall.gif

[Luther Hartog]

zie beneden

Wat een geweldige film trouwens, American Beauty. Ze geven hem bij de FRS bijn weg 3 tientjes ofzo, dus als je hem nog niet hebt, gelijk halen

[therealhunter]

Bow your head!!! (Planet off the apes)
Waaazuuppp!!! (Scary movie)

[Dave]

Kijk onder de lijn...

:cool:

[therealhunter]

ik weet niet hoe je dat doet leg anders ff uit.

[NicK Portier]

Sommigen van deze quotes bekend, sommigen mischien niet ;)

"Quite impressive for a farmer with a pitchfork, wouldn't you say?"
(Colonel Tavington, The Patriot)

"Did not know who he was f*ckin with..."
(Riddick, Pitch Black)

"Only Human..."
(Agent, The Matrix)

"Dodge This..."
(Trinity, The Matrix)

"You suck"
(Cat, 10 Things I hate about you)

[Camille]

"Splendid"(Notting Hill)
"Yeah Baby!" (Austin Powers)
"I'm a baaaaaaaaad man" (Gone in 60 seconds)

[Martin de Goeij]

"Frankly Sam, I don't give a damn" (o.i.d.)

"I see right through you!" (uit: "death becomes her")


" Is that your gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" (uit: ??)

[Robrecht]

She's gone! Oh my God, she used me. I was used. I was used! Cool!
(Am Pie)

I haven't been fucked like that since grade school!
(Fight Club)

[Luther Hartog]

If I had a tumor, I'd name it Marla (Fight Club)

[Rob P.]

-- Is there a sign in front of my garage that says "Dead nigger storage?"
You know why there was no sign in front of my garage that said "Dead nigger storage?"
BECAUSE IT AIN'T A FUCKING DEAD NIGGER STORAGE!! It's my garage! (Pulp Fiction, duh)

-- It's not a lie, it's a gift of fiction (State of main)

-- Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. (Godfather II)

-- -- Dide you kill anybody??
-- No just a few cops.
-- No real people?
-- No, Just Cops. (Reservoir Dogs)

-- God likes to watch, think about it. He gives you this extraordinary gift and then what does he do with it? He sets the rules in the opposite.
Look, but don't touch. Touch but don't taste. Taste but don't swallow. And while your jumping from one foot to another what does he do? He,s laughing his sick fucking ass of!! He's a titan, a sadist, worship that? NEVER!!!!
(Al Pacino in The Devils Advocate)

[Rob P.]

Ook eentje uit Fight Club:


Deze controversiële zin is eigenlijk een vervanger, omdat de filmstudio de originele zin te grof vond, daarom heeft Fincher hem vervangen door de bovenstaande (die dus eigenlijk nog grover was).
Okee, de originele uitspraak luidde: "I want to have your abortion."

Jajaja, ik heb ook de DVD mety de specials hoor:D :D

Nog eentje uit Jacky Brown:

AK 47, if you absolutely posetively want to kill every ************ in de room. Except no substitutes!

[Glenn Smits]

Silence of the Lambs(die onzijdige moordenaar persoon):
"I would fuck me"

Fawlty Towers: Basil"Manuel there is too much butter on those tres." Manuel"Que" Basil"Manuel there is too much butter on those tres." Manuel"No, No sir it's Uno Dos Tres"
Do you think we're fool, off course we,re not fool.

American Pie: die partygasten: Miltf, Miltf, Miltf (Mother I like to fuck)
American Pie 2: (Finch):Kochinawa Jim, Kochinawa Kevin, Kochinawa Oz.

Gladiator: Maximus: The dead is laughing about us, the only thing we can do is smile back.
en dat stukje met Proximo dat ie het over de miserabele leven van de slaven heeft is ook geweldig maar die weet ik niet precies meer.

Jurassic Park: Hammond: "I really hate that man" over Ian Malcolm of Jeff Goldblum.

Dude Where's my car: dat drive in apparaat bij de chinees.
And Than, And than, And than.

U-571: die donkere gast: Have you never seen a black. (tegen een mof) Get used to.

The Mummy: Beni: oh your strength gives me strength. tegen O'Connell

[Kaneda]

fight club:
"self destruction might be the answer"
"self-improvement is mastrubation"

[Nathan Strik]

Silence of the Lambs(die onzijdige moordenaar persoon): Volgens mij had hij het zaakje naar achteren gedrukt (zeg maar) meen ik me te herinneren. Je ziet hem ook eerst tussen zijn benen graaien voordat hij voor de spiegel gaat staan als het ware, maar goed... beetje onsmakelijk off-topic verhaal misschien.
Ik heb ook geen zin om het even te gaan checken...

[Glenn Smits]

Volgens mij had hij het zaakje naar achteren gedrukt (zeg maar) meen ik me te herinneren. Je ziet hem ook eerst tussen zijn benen graaien voordat hij voor de spiegel gaat staan als het ware, maar goed... beetje onsmakelijk off-topic verhaal misschien.
Ik heb ook geen zin om het even te gaan checken...

lol ja dat was het, heb de film maar 1x gezien in me leven maar die tekst vonden me zusje en ik geweldig.

[Luther Hartog]

Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Ik schaam me dat ik deze film vorige week pas voor het eerst heb gezien, geweldig gewoon. Johnny Depp is bij mij ook weer een tree bij mij gestegen

[Henk Heideveld]

Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Ik schaam me dat ik deze film vorige week pas voor het eerst heb gezien, geweldig gewoon. Johnny Depp is bij mij ook weer een tree bij mij gestegen

[Henk Heideveld]

Ik kan best wat uitleg gebruiken, want ik ken de film geheel niet. Shame, shame???????

[Dave]

Ik kan best wat uitleg gebruiken, want ik ken de film geheel niet. Shame, shame???????

Ik dus ook nog niet, toch maar is ff huren v.d. week!

[Kaneda]

Look I washed for supper.
Uit saving private Ryan, wanneer twee duitsers zich met hun handen omhoog zich willen overgeven, en de amerikanen hun dood schieten, en de ene aan de andere vraagt wat ze nu eigen lijk zeiden.

[Joost v.d. Ham]

"Do you think that's air you breathin' " ( The Matrix )

enne het is altijd leuk om Samuel L. Jackson "Motherf***er" te horen zeggen en zoals jullie weten doet ie het met regelmaat.

[Joost v.d. Ham]

Oh hoe kan ik hem vergeten :

" Don't shoot, let them burn !! " ( Saving Private Ryan ).

[Luther Hartog]

Na vanavond naar Monsters Inc. geweest te zijn moet ik de volgende quote ff opmerken:

-Say hello to the screamsucker

*Ehm...hello

[Kaneda]

"Do you think that's air you breathin' " ( The Matrix )

Je bedoelt deze: Link (http://www.kicken.com/funnyfiles/www.kicken.com-matrix.fart.mpg)

[Nathan Strik]

-Say hello to the screamsucker

*Ehm...hello Ja, haha.... die is inderdaad leuk.

[Jaded]

Jack Nicholson komt in me op.
Maar zal wel niet juist zijn zeker?
Witches of Eastwick?

[Jaded]

The Game?
Sean Penn?

[Jaded]

Ok, ik geef het toe, ik heb gaan spieken op imdb.com ...
Sorry :)

[Jaded]

"I'm the you they get, when they can't get you"

[WBFT]

Deuce Bigalow: "That's a huge bitch"
Tango & Cash: (dat sylvester stallone zegt:) "Rambo is a pussy!"
12 Monkeys: "This is a place for crazy people i'm not crazy"

[Remon Roubos]

"I might take you down, but I never let you down" (Shaft)

[Gabriël de Rop]

Shooter McGavern: I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
Happy Gilmore: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?!


:D :D :D

[Louis Bouduin]

(Waarom Vlamingen in alles het beste zijn)

"Sire, ik scie heur paradijs."

De een of andere oetlul in De Leeuw Van Vlaanderen (Hugo Claus) toen een jongvrouwe van haar peerd viel.

[Martin de Goeij]

Een van de betere (naast mijn sig)

"Do I look like someone who cares what god thinks?"
uit;: HR I

"I see right trough you!" Uit: death becomes her

[System 3rror]

"Fast forward the horny stuff" (Road Trip)

[Anonymous]

Waarschijnlijk al een x genoemd maar :

"Buurman, wat doet u nu ?"

Tatjana Simic in Flodder

[Luther Hartog]

Waarschijnlijk ook al een paar keer genoemd:

If I had a tumor, I'd name it Marla

[Anonymous]

Waarschijnlijk ook al een paar keer genoemd:

If I had a tumor, I'd name it Marla

HaHaHa die is zeker strak ja :)

[Kasper P.]

"Here's Johnny" Jack Nickolson in The shinnig

[System 3rror]

Nog 1 die ik me kan herrineren:

"Start kissing my ass, by you...." Willem Dafoe in Boondock Saints

[Camille]

Shooter McGavern: I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
Happy Gilmore: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?!

:D :D :D

Die is echt geweldig inderdaad!!!
Go Happy!

[Rob P.]

Nicky Santaro:
Tomorrow I'll come to the bank and if you don't have my money for me, I'll crack your fucking head in front of everyone in the bank. And just about the time I get out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. But guess what? I'll crack your fucking head again! 'Cause I'm fucking stupid! I don't give a fuck about jail! That's my business. That's what I do

[Kasper P.]

Nog een hele goeie!:

"groene zeep, zal ik groene zeep halen"

Uit: De lift van Dick maas

(dat nog niemand op deze is gekomen :d)

[Gabriël de Rop]

Voor de Buffy-fans:

Spike: Can we talk?
Buffy: Vocal cord-wise, yes. With each other, no


:D ;)

[R. Schaap]

Uit The Matrix:


L. Fishburne: 'You think that's air you're breathing?'

Godfather: 'I make him an offer he can't refuse'

Masterlijke tekst!

[Mark S]

Uit La Haine: (vrij vertaald):
Ken je het verhaal van de man die van een flatgebouw afspringt?
Onderweg naar beneden zegt hij tegen zichzelf: tot nu toe gaat alles goed....

[Painkiller]

Star Wars:
"I have a bad feeling about this..."

[Yi-Long]

The imagination.
It`s there to sort out your nightmare,
to show you the exit from the maze of your nightmare,
to transform the nightmare into dreams, that become your bedrock.
If we do not listen to that voice, it dies, it shrivels, it vanishes.
The imagination is not our escape.
On the contrary,
the imagination is the place we are all trying to get to
uit 6 degrees of seperation


Aan het begin van de film;
I`ve heard that there`s a kind of bird without legs that can only fly and fly, and sleep in the wind when it is tired.
The bird only lands once in its life...
...that`s when it dies...

gevolgd aan het eind van de film door...
I used to think there was a kind of bird that, once born, would keep flying until death. The fact is that the bird hasn`t gone anywhere. It was dead from the beginning
uit Days of Being Wild

[R. Schaap]

Uit Cast Away:

1 van de sleutelteksten:

Well
We might just make it. Did that thought ever cross your brain?
Regardless, I would rather take my chance out there on the ocean than to stay here and die on this island,spending the rest of my life talking to a damn volleyball!

[Jaded]

Blackadder
Baldrick
I have a cunning plan ...

Evil dead II
Annie: The first passage will allow the demon to manifest itself in the flesh.
Ash: Why the hell would we want to do that?

Army of Darkness
Ash
Shop smart, shop S-mart!
.xXx.
You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Shit. And Jack just left town.
.xXx.
[to the Witch] Yo, she-bitch! Let's go!

Braindead
Lionel Cosgrove
That's my mother you're pissing on.

[Rob P.]

Tony Montana in Scarface:
All I have in this world is balls and my word and I don't break 'em for no one!

[Anonymous]

Heb er weer een :p

Toretto in The Fast and The Furious

"A Fucked Up Business Deal, plus i made a mistake to sleep
with his sister"

[DrBob]

Uit Last boy scout:

I'm fuckface, he's asshole.

(kan ook andersom zijn, maar wel weer zo'n mooie bruce willis one-liner :D )

[Luther Hartog]

Magnolia

"Respect the cock, tame the cunt"

[Jeroen Groot]

Full Metal Jacket mag dan een quote-film zijn, zelf vind ik Pulp Fiction eigenlijk van begin tot eind één grote quote. Een selectie :D :D (zoveel mogelijk in de volgorde van de film) :

Vincent Vega: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
Vincent Vega: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules: Then what do they call it?
Vincent Vega: They call it a "Royale" with cheese.
Jules: A "Royale" with cheese! What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent Vega: A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it "le Big-Mac".
Jules: "Le Big-Mac"! Ha ha ha ha! What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent Vega: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.

Jules: Whoa... whoa... whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.
Vincent: Not the same thing, the same ballpark.
Jules: It ain't no ballpark either. Look maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his lady's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, ain't the same league, ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Foot massages don't mean shit.
Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?
Jules: Don't be tellin' me about foot massages - I'm the foot fuckin' master.
Vincent: Given a lot of 'em?
Jules: Shit yeah. I got my technique down man, I don't tickle or nothin'.
Vincent: Have you ever given a guy a foot massage?
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: How many?
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: Would you give me a foot massage? I'm kinda tired.
Jules: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' pissed.

Jules: Hamburgers. The cornerstone of every nutritious breakfast

[Jules schiet de gozer op de bank neer tijdens de ondervraging van Brett]
Jules: Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?

Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: [richt zijn pistool] Say "what" again. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, ************! Say "what" one more goddamn time!
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
[Jules schiet Brett in de schouder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: NO!
Jules: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't!
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

[Ezekiel 25:17]
Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

[Na een lange pauze tijdens hun conversatie]
Mia Wallace: Don't you hate that?
Vincent Vega: Hate what?
Mia Wallace: Uncomfortable silences.

Mia: Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to become comfortable?

Lance: You're going to give her an injection of adrenaline directly to her heart.
Vincent: Then what happens?
Lance: I'm curious about that myself.

Mia: I do believe Marsellus Wallace, my husband, your boss, told you to take ME out and do WHATEVER I WANTED. I wanna dance, I wanna win. I want that trophy, so dance good.

Captain Koons: The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

Esmerelda Villalobos: What is your name?
Butch Coolidge: Butch.
Esmerelda Villalobos: What does it mean?
Butch Coolidge: I'm American, honey, our names don't mean shit.

Marcellus: I'm prepared to scour the the Earth for that ************. If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a nigger waiting in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass.

Butch Coolidge: I think I have a broken rib.
Fabienne: From giving me oral pleasure?

Butch Coolidge: You okay?
Marcellus: No. I'm pretty fuckin' far from being okay.

Marcellus: No one needs to know about this except you, me and Mr.-soon-to-be-living-the-rest-of-his-short-ass-life-in-agonizing -pain-rapist here.

Fabienne: Whose motorcycle is this?
Butch Coolidge: It's a chopper, baby.
Fabienne: Whose chopper is this?
Butch Coolidge: It's Zed's.
Fabienne: Who's Zed?
Butch Coolidge: Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

[Jules en Vinnie nemen Marvin mee en Vinnie's pistool gaat af en hij schiet het hoofd van Marvin aan stukken]
Jules: Oh! Fuck's happening!
Vincent Vega: Man, I shot Marvin in the face.
Jules: Why the fuck did you do that! Oh man I've seen some crazy ass shit in my time!
Vincent Vega: Chill out, man. I told you it was an accident. You probably went over a bump or something.
Jules: Hey, the car didn't hit no motherfucking bump.
Vincent Vega: Hey, look man, I didn't mean to shoot the son of a bitch! The gun went off. I don't know why.
Jules: Well look at this fucking mess, man. We're on a city street in broad daylight.
Vincent Vega: I don't believe it.
Jules: Well believe it now, ************! We gotta get this car off the road. You know cops tend to notice shit like your driving a car drenched in fucking blood.
Vincent Vega: Take it to a friendly place, that's all.
Jules: We're in the Valley, Vincent! Marcellus ain't got no friendly places in the Valley.
Vincent Vega: Well Jules this ain't my fucking town! Shit! What you doin'?
[Jules belt iemand met zijn mobieltje]
Jules: I'm calling my partner in Toluca Lake.
Vincent Vega: Where's Toluca Lake?
Jules: Just over the hill here over by Burbank Studios. If Jimmie's ass ain't home, I don't what the fuck we're going to do, man. 'Cause I ain't got no other partners in 8-1-8. Hey Jimmie, yo, how you doin'? It's Jules. Listen up man. Me and my homeboy are in serious fucking shit. We're in a car and we gotta get off the road, pronto. I need to use your garage for a couple of hours.

Jimmie: Now let me ask you a question, Jules. When you drove in here, did you notice a sign out in front that said, "Dead nigger storage"?
Jules: Jimmie...
Jimmie: Answer the question! Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead nigger storage"?
Jules: Naw man, I didn't.
Jimmie: You know why you didn't see that sign?
Jules: Why?
Jimmie: 'Cause storin' dead niggers ain't my fuckin' business!

Jules: I don't wanna hear about no motherfuckin' ifs. All I wanna hear from yo' ass is, "You ain't got no problem, Jules. I'm on the ************. Go back in there, chill them niggaz out and wait for the calvery which should be coming directly."
Marcellus: You ain't got no problem Jules. I'm on the moterfucker. Go back in there, chill them niggaz out and wait for the Wolf who should be coming directly.

The Wolf: That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten.

[Winston Wolf is even aardig tegen Vinnie, omdat ie daar om vroeg]
Winston Wolf: So, pretty please - with sugar on top ... clean the fuckin' car!

Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy ************s. Pig sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense to disregard its own feces.
Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eat their own feces.
Jules: I don't eat dog either.
Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, it'd cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Jules: Well we gotta be talkin' about one charmin' motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?

Jules: We're all gonna be three little Fonzies - and what was Fonzie?!
Yolanda: Cool?
Jules: Correct-a-mundo!

Jules: Yolanda, I thought you were gonna be cool. When you yell at me, it makes me nervous. When I get nervous, I get scared. And when ************s get scared, that's when ************s get accidentally shot

Jules: Normally, both of you would be dead as fucking fried chicken by now, but since I'm in a transitional period, I don't want to kill either one of your asses

Maar zoals gezegd, ik had net zo goed de hele film over kunnen type, want zo'n beetje elke zin die wordt uitgesproken is een regelrechte quote :D :D

[Luther Hartog]

Heb je dat allemaal zelf ingetikt?

[Rob P.]

ctrl+c http://www.imdb.com ctrl+v

Zal ik de rest van imdb dan maar hier neerzetten? Hebben we de andere films ook allemaal alvast gehad.:o ;)

[MAD]

Alvast vooruitlopend op as. donderdag nog een mooie "klassieker":

E....T.....Phone.....Home.....

[Luther Hartog]

Zal ik de rest van imdb dan maar hier neerzetten? Hebben we de andere films ook allemaal alvast gehad.:o ;) Zoiets dacht ik al:)

[Jeroen Groot]

ctrl+c http://www.imdb.com ctrl+v

Heb je dat allemaal zelf ingetikt?
Hier is bijna geen IMDb aan te pas gekomen, behalve bij het stukje over The Golden Watch en I shot Marvin in the face.
Ik heb ooit eens deze film bekeken op VHS met de pauzeknop onder mijn vinger en zo'n beetje elke zin opgeschreven (ik verstond van The Golden Watch en I shot Marvin in the face niet alles correct, dus deze heb ik even 'gepikt' bij IMDb). Deze lijst komt gekopieerd uit het Word-bestand wat ik daarvan heb gemaakt. Dus ik heb hem nu niet hoeven intikken, maar toen (jaar of 3 geleden) wel. Wist ik toen maar dat er zoiets als IMDb bestond.....:( :D

[Mike Philippens]

Blackadder Baldrick I have a cunning plan ...
Mijn persoonlijke favo is een variant:
I have a plan so cunning, you could stick a tail on it and call it a weasel!

Of Eddy Murphy uit 48 hours:
pang! schiet iemand in zijn poot
"Anyone else care for a limp?"

En natuurlijk Detective Calahan:
"Opinions are like assholes: everybody has one"

[Gabriël de Rop]

3 quotes uit The Emperor's new groove:

Kuzco: Let me guess. We're about to go over a huge waterfall.
Pacha: Yep.
Kuzco: Large sharp jagged rocks at the bottom?
Pacha: Most probably.
Kuzco: Bring it on.


Kuzco: NO TOUCHY!


Kuzco: Scary jungle...yeah right.
O look a leaf....O it might attack me...

[Rob P.]

Lock, Stock and two smoking Barrels heeft natuurlijk ook wel een paar leuke dialogen:

Eddie: They're armed.
Soap: Armed, armed with what?
Eddie: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!

Of:

John: Jesus, Plank, couldn't you have got smokeless cartridges? I can't see a bloody thi-- Ah! I've been shot!
Dog: Look, will everyone stop gettin' shot?

en als laatste:

Hatchet Harry: You must be Eddie, J.D.'s son.
Eddie: Yeah. You must be Harry. Sorry, didn't know your father.
Hatchet Harry: Never mind son, you just might meet him if you carry on like that.

[Louis Bouduin]

Een paar grappige dan maar:

Marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some country's.
(uit Wayne's World)

It's so small in here that I have to go out to change my mind.
(uit Flashdance)

[Jeroen Groot]

Nog een paar:

Braveheart
William Wallace: Every man dies, not every man really lives.

William Wallace: FREEEEEEEEEDOMMMMMM!!!!!!!
Ik: kippenvel!!

Independence Day
Julius Levinson: All you need is love. John Lennon. Smart man. Shot in the back. Very sad.

From Dusk Till Dawn
Seth: Everybody be cool. You, be cool.

Seth: I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fucking bastard

First Blood
Teasle: Are you telling me that 200 of our men against your boy is a no-win situation for us?
Trautman: You bring that many men? Just remember one thing.
Teasle: Oh yeah? What?
Trautman: A good supply of body bags

John Rambo: They drew first blood, not me. They drew first blood.

John Rambo: Don't push it. Don't push it, or I'll give you a war you won't believe. Let it go. Let it go.

Gladiator
Proximo: I am Proximo! I shall be closer to you for the next few days, which will be the last of your miserable lives, than that bitch of a mother who first brought you screaming into this world! I did not pay good money for your company. I paid it so that I might profit from your death. And just as your mother was there at your beginning, I shall be there at your end. And when you die, and die you shall, your transition will be to the sound of... [klapt in zijn handen]. Gladiators... I salute you.

Maximus: My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
(Zoals Angelina al zei 'Kippenvel')

[Anonymous]

From Dusk Till Dawn[/B]
Seth: Everybody be cool. You, be cool.


Iets te vaak Track 1 van de soundtrack geluisterd ? :D ;)

[Anonymous]

Deze vond ik ook wel geinig :)

The Fast and The Furious
Toretto: You almost had me ??? You never had me ! You never had your car !

[Glenn Smits]

Heb je dat allemaal zelf ingetikt?
lol het moet niet gekker worden. :D

Een overige goeie quote is toch wel die van Jaap Kooiman met magische teksten als 'dat wel natuurlijk' en 'ik doet het ook voor jou hoor Nel' of 'waar de man woon draag hij de kroon' woehahaha wat een teksten heeft die man.

[Jeroen Groot]

Iets te vaak Track 1 van de soundtrack geluisterd ? :D ;)
Jaaahaaaa. Ik vind deze tekst zo cool! :cool: George Clooney rules in deze film. De hele soundtrack is trouwens een waar genot, vooral After Dark van Tito & Tarantula

[Anonymous]

Jaaahaaaa. Ik vind deze tekst zo cool! :cool: George Clooney rules in deze film. De hele soundtrack is trouwens een waar genot, vooral After Dark van Tito & Tarantula

Ik vind nummer 10 wel leuk :D "common'in Pussy Lovuuurssss !!!" :)

[Jeroen Groot]

Ik vind nummer 10 wel leuk :D "common'in Pussy Lovuuurssss !!!" :)
Ja, die is ook goed

Pussy, pussy, pussy! All pussy must go. At the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! This is a pussy blow out! Make us an offer on our vast selection of pussy! We got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, hot pussy, cold pussy, wet pussy, tight pussy, big pussy, bloody pussy, fat pussy, hairy pussy, smelly pussy, velvet pussy, silk pussy, Naugahyde pussy, snappin' pussy, horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy, fake pussy! If we don't have it, you don't want it!

:eek: :eek: :eek:

[Anonymous]

Ik heb er weer één

Dialoog in Pitch Black

Hauser : How does it look ?
Diesel : Look's clear !

*Schokkend moment door een aanvallende alien*

Hauser : I tought you sad it was clear !!!
Diesel : No, i said it look's clear !
Hauser : Well, how does it look now ?!
Diesel : Look's clear !

[Martin van Tuijl]

FUCK ME!

Linda Blair in The Exorcist

[Martin van Tuijl]

"groene zeep, zal ik groene zeep halen"ROFL.
Humor is een vreemd iets. Maar hier hou ik het ook niet droog bij. :)

[Kasper P.]

Deze uit The world is not enough vind ik ook wel erg goed:
"There's no pleasure in living if you can't feel alive"

[Nathan Strik]

FUCK ME!
Linda Blair in The Exorcist "Let Jezus fuck you!!!" vond ik ook een hele gewaagde... :eek:

[Jaded]

Lost Highway

Alice en Fred hebben sex, in de woenstijn op de grond, in de schijnwerpers van hun auto. She's on top.
Fred: I want you.
Fred: I want you.
Fred: I want you.
Fred: I want you.
Alice: You'll never have me.

Over een anti-climax gesproken!

[Anonymous]

"Let Jezus fuck you!!!" vond ik ook een hele gewaagde... :eek:

*Grinz* of wat dacht je van

"Your Mother Sucks Cocks In Hell !"

[Art]

Chinatown:cool::
*Forget it Jake. It's Chinatown.
As good as it gets:rolleyes::
*Carol: Do you want to dance?
Melvin:I've been thinking about that for a while.
Carol(ze staat op):Well?
Melvin:No.
Shrek:D:
*Donkey:Hi, Princess.
Fiona:It talks!
Shrek:Yeah, it's getting it to shut up that's the trick.
Fargo:mad::
*OK, we'll go get some fucking pancakes and then get laid.

[Nathan Strik]

Okee, eentje vers van de pers: (ik hoop dat ik hem goed onthouden heb...)

Panic Room
Meg Altman (moeder, via intercom tegen inbrekers): "Get out of my house!!!"

Sarah Altman (dochter): Mom... say "fuck"!!!

Meg Altman (via intercom): FUCK!!!

Sarah: Say "Get the fuck out of my house."

Meg (via intercom): "Get the fuck out of my house!!!"

[Anonymous]

Okee, eentje vers van de pers: (ik hoop dat ik hem goed onthouden heb...)

Panic Room
Meg Altman (moeder, via intercom tegen inbrekers): "Get out of my house!!!"

Sarah Altman (dochter): Mom... say "fuck"!!!

Meg Altman (via intercom): FUCK!!!

Sarah: Say "Get the fuck out of my house."

Meg (via intercom): "Get the fuck out of my house!!!"

Heb ik de film nog geen eens gezien en ik lig in een deuk :) D

Kan het me helemaal voorstellen

[Rob P.]

Wat ik ook een mooie vond in Apocalypse Now naast de bekende I love The Smell of Napalm in the Morning was van
Kolonel Curtz:
We train young men to drop fire on people. But their commanders won't allow them to write "fuck" on their airplanes because it's obscene!

[Nathan Strik]

Heb ik de film nog geen eens gezien en ik lig in een deuk :) D

Kan het me helemaal voorstellen Er zitten nog leukere quotes in de film, maar sommige weet ik niet meer en anderen verraden teveel van de film.
Maar mocht mijn geheugen weer enigszins terugkeren, dan plaats ik er nog wel eentje... :D

Het zwarte-humor gehalte is in deze film gewoon nog hoger dan in Fight Club, en dat wil wat zeggen... :D :D :D

En wil je precies weten wat ik van Panic Room vond gisteren, lees dan even DEZE (http://www.dvd.nl/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=6028) thread...

[Henk Heideveld]

In New York, krijg je nog als eens te horen dat je als de sodemieter moet ophoepelen, wil je geen bonje krijgen. Je krijgt de kans om binnen 5 seconden op te hoepelen. Om dit kracht bij te zetten hanteert men de quote: Run, Forrest, run!!! In Amerika een begrip waaraan inmiddels iedereen dezelfde waarde toekent.
Op deze thread kom ik erg veel quotes tegen , die op niemand indruk zouden maken, domweg omdat ze niet ingeburgerd zijn, veelal onbekend zijn.
Ik zou dus graag niet alleen vermeld willen zien staan uit welke fim of filmscene een qoute komt, maar ook waar hij toegepast wordt. Een nieuwe uitdaging voor deze thread????
Zo is het in Amerika gebruikelijk wanneer je door macht of machtsmisbruik, met (af)dwingen, dreigen of opleggen iets gerealiseerd hebt, in plaats van in redelijk overleg of in een compromis, dan leg je dat niet uit maar verwijs je heel simpel naar (en iedereen snapt het direct): "I did him an offer he couldn'ot refuse".

[Rob P.]

Ok, ingeburgerde moviequotes. Wat dacht je van:

Some Like it hot
Nobody's perfect!
Lijkt me logisch wanneer deze gebruikt wordt.

Casablanca
Play it once, Sam. For old times' sake.
Als er in een kroeg een live band speelt is er altijd wel een persoon van de "oudere" generatie bij die deze uitspraak gerbruikt (roept), wordt meestal vervormt tot "Play it again Sam."

[Henk Heideveld]

"Don't shoot the pianoplayer" is in Amerika ook een absoluut begrip.

[Anonymous]

Er zitten nog leukere quotes in de film, maar sommige weet ik niet meer en anderen verraden teveel van de film.
Maar mocht mijn geheugen weer enigszins terugkeren, dan plaats ik er nog wel eentje... :D

Het zwarte-humor gehalte is in deze film gewoon nog hoger dan in Fight Club, en dat wil wat zeggen... :D :D :D

En wil je precies weten wat ik van Panic Room vond gisteren, lees dan even DEZE (http://www.dvd.nl/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=6028) thread...

Ik denk dat ik volgende week maar eventjes de remake van ET
moet skippen en naar Panic Room moet gaan :D

[R. Schaap]

Memento:

I can't remember to forget you....

[Rob P.]

Ali G in da House pas gezien, errug melige film met een boel leuke quotes:

Latino Gangster: You are on my turf, and these two, belong 2 me!
Ali G: BELONG?! That's a very sexist way to talk about bitches!

en:
Ali.G: Education has 2 be close 2 the people Think about it. Has any of u ever used Maths? Or English?

en:
Ali.G: R.e.s.p.c.p.c.t.e! Does any of you know what that spells!

en:Ali G tegen vriendin Julie
Ali.G: No matter how me iz looking at others, or how me iz talking to others. You will always be me number one bitch!

[Scorpion]

SouthPark: (Mr. Garrison)
I don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.

Starwars:
May the force be with you.
Luke.... I'm your father.

Mortal Kombat (shang Tsung)
Finish Him!!!

[Jaded]

Arnie in T2
He'll live.

South Park
The mole: And the butt for?
Kyle: What's the butt for?
The mole: For pooping, silly.

Mortal Kombat
Scorpion: Get over here!

[Gabriël de Rop]

Dumb & Dumber:

Harry: "So you got fired today?"
Lloyd: "Yeah, they always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident."

[Martin van Tuijl]

Dumb & Dumber
Harry: Look at the fun bags on that hose hound.

:p

[Louis Bouduin]

Uit Hannah and Her Sisters (Woody Allen)

Hannah: Could you have ruined yourself somehow?
Mickey: How could I ruin myself?
Hannah: I don't know. Excessive masturbation?
Mickey: You gonna start knockin' my hobbies?

[Louis Bouduin]

Onweerstaanbaar, uit Fargo:


Grimsrud: o.k. o.k. We split the car.

Showalter: How the fuck do you split a car, you dummy? With a fucking chainsaw?

[Remon Roubos]

In this world a man himself is nothing. And there ain't no world but this one. (The thin red line)

[Art]

Dit is een wat onbekendere quote maar zeker ijzersterk.

Quiz Show:
Herbie Stempel:You want to be worshipped? Go to India and moo.
:D

[Jeroen Groot]

Gisteren even The Usual Suspects gekeken en ook wat leuke quotes genoteerd:

Fenster
Man, I had a finger up my asshole tonight!
Hockney
Is it Friday already?

Verbal Kint
Keaton once said: "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze

Verbal Kint
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist

[Louis Bouduin]

Uit Annie Hall (1977) en nog altijd zeer geldig:

Annie: It's so clean out here!
Alvy: That's because they don't throw their garbage away, they turn it into television shows.

[Mike Philippens]

Uit Snatch

Bricktop:

[b]Do you know what Nemesis means?
A rightious infliction of retribution manifested by an appropiate agent, personified in this case by an horrible cunt: me!
Abso-fuckin'-lutely brilliant!

[Louis Bouduin]

Toch prachtig deze? Uit Get Shorty:

Martin: I'm wondering: how did it all slip away?
Karen: Well, it didn't slip away, Martin. You did, when you went off to fuck Nicky at my birthday party.
Martin: Yeah, that was a good party.

[Louis Bouduin]

Knap staaltje cynische dialoog uit "Wag The Dog", al hoor ik het
die jongere Bush ook wel uitbraken tegen Rumsfeld of zo.

Stanley: Why Albania?
Conrad: Why not?
Stanley: What have they done to us?
Conrad: What have they done FOR us? What do you know about them?
Stanley: Nothing.
Conrad: See? They keep to themselves. Shifty. Untrustable.

[Anonymous]

Kid uit South Park Bigger Longer and Uncut

We've got to see this movie dude !

[Louis Bouduin]

Uit Wag The Dog (denk dat zij het witte huis een poosje hebben afgeluisterd)


Stanley: The President will be a hero. He brought peace.
Conrad: But there was never a war.
Stanley: All the greater accomplishment.

[Sander Meijer]

Flodder - Het enige wat jij omhoog krijgt is de loop van je Tank.
- Waarmee wilt u betalen? Polaroid!

Schatjes - Eerst Snoep anders spuit ik je nat

Theo en Thea - Arm kind wat ben jij lelijk.

Filmpje - Je raad het nooit! :D

Turks Fruit - Schijt godverdomme Schijt ik lik de stront van je reet

Brandende liefde - Als ik je pis op drink mag ik dan met je naar bed

hier kan je nog meer nederlandse filmquotes vinden
Nederlandse Filmquotes (http://home.hetnet.nl/~hfilmglorie/nlfilms/Uitsprakenfilm.html)

[Rob P.]

Uit Snatch
Bricktop:
Do you know what Nemesis means?
A rightious infliction of retribution manifested by an appropiate agent, personified in this case by an horrible cunt: me!


Een vergelijkbare uitspraak uit True Romance:

Clifford Worley: Who are you?
Vincenzo Coccotti: The Anti-Christ. You get me in a vendetta kind of mood, you tell the angels in heaven you never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you. My name is Vincent Coccotti.
:D

[Louis Bouduin]

Uit Once Upon A Time in the West:

Frank: How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can't even trust his own pants!

[Kasper P.]

Flodder - Het enige wat jij omhoog krijgt is de loop van je Tank.
- Waarmee wilt u betalen? Polaroid!

Schatjes - Eerst Snoep anders spuit ik je nat

Theo en Thea - Arm kind wat ben jij lelijk.

Filmpje - Je raad het nooit! :D

Turks Fruit - Schijt *********** Schijt ik lik de stront van je reet

Brandende liefde - Als ik je pis op drink mag ik dan met je naar bed

hier kan je nog meer nederlandse filmquotes vinden
Nederlandse Filmquotes (http://home.hetnet.nl/~hfilmglorie/nlfilms/Uitsprakenfilm.html)

Och ja en als ze (olivier en pepijn) dan in schatjes : Eerst Snoep anders spuit ik je nat zeggen richten ze een echt revolver op rijk de gooyer en schieten ze hem uit het raam

[Marijke van Ballegoie]

Donkey loopt achter Shrek:


Ooh, Shrek, did you do that? Man you gotta warn somebody before you just crack one off.... My mouth was open and everything...


(jammer dat ik de intonatie van Eddy Murphy er niet bij kan laten horen)

[Luther Hartog]

(jammer dat ik de intonatie van Eddy Murphy er niet bij kan laten horen) Die stem zal ik nooit meer uit mijn hoofd kunnen zetten en ik denk dat meerdere wel weten hoe die scene klinkt, superb.

[Louis Bouduin]

Uit Scarface:

Every day above ground is a good day.

[Louis Bouduin]

Uit Wayne's World

Wayne: But the worst part of all is, I never learned to read!
Cassandra: Is that true?
Wayne: All except the reading part.

[Brakel]

Ik zat zelf ook al aan een paar quotes uit Shrek te denken,

Hoe het precies gaat weet ik niet meer (en helaas is dat nl. het leuke van quotes, maar goed)

Donkey: Don't you hate it when you talk and suddenly there is this silence....
{silence}
Donkey: anyway... bla bla bla

Loved it

Jeroen

[Scorpion]

Fast and the Furious.
It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile, it's all about winning.

Top Gun.
Son..., your ego is writing checks your body can't cash.

The rock.
I have got to do something, something i couldn't do while you were still alive.

Star Wars...
Luke, your father he is.

[Lars_JJ]

Deze zal vast al geweest zijn, of niemand heeft hem neer gezet omdatze hetzelfde dachten als ik ;)

'May the force be with you'

en

'Engage'

[Louis Bouduin]

Dit geldt voor op vele plaatsen maar zeker hier, in One Flew over the Cukcoo's Nest:

McMurphy: I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this.

[Nathan Strik]

Nog een leuke uit Panic Room:

(Tijdens de rondleiding kijkt Meg verontrust naar de monitors in de Panic Room)
Meg Altman: "This whole thing makes me nervous."
Lydia Lynch: "Why?"
Meg Altman: "Ever read any Poe?"
Lydia Lynch: "No, but I loved her last album."

[Louis Bouduin]

Uit Woody Allens "Decontructing Henry:"

Doris: You have no values, your whole life is nihilism, cynicism, sarcasm and orgasm.
Harry: In France I could run on that slogan and win.

[Louis Bouduin]

En zo pas nog een mooie (gelezen) uit Absolutely Fabulous:

Patsy: 'The last Mosquito that bit me had to book into the Betty Ford Clinic.'

[eisbaer]

Best quote ever.
Married with children.
Drie vrouwen in mijn huis en nog is de afwas niet gedaan.

[Richard B.]

Zie mijn sig (deze film bevat trouwens ontelbare goeie quotes).

Richard

[Wazige]

jesus ik heb wa gemist, beter gezegd iemand:

quote wazige pater:
WZP:Nondejus, marijke nieuw? Zin om beschuitje te eten?
Marijke:...

[Louis Bouduin]

Uit Beauty and the Beast:

Cogswoth: Oh, there's the usual things: flowers, chocolates, promises you don't intend to keep...

[Jamie]

De meest lachwekkende uitspraak (van de vele!) van trutje Dale in Flash Gordon, de fantastische film van Dino de Laurentiis uit 1980 met de nog fantastischere muziek van Queen.

Flash Gordon wordt bijna gewurgd met een zweep op een platform boven eindeloze diepte, waar ie elk moment van af kan sodemieteren, en zij roept:

"Flash, I love you, but we only have 14 hours to save the Earth!"

Geweldig moment, krijg er altijd zo'n beeld bij van mammie die Jantje binnen roept voor het eten (einde speelkwartier :D )

Jamie

[Louis Bouduin]

Het ging zich toch al over spektakelfilms, dus hier eentje uit The Ten Commandments:

Sethi: Do you mean to tell me he would turn the slaves against me? I've been his father!
Jannes: Ambition knows no father.

[Luther Hartog]

"Hand me the keys, you fuckin' cocksucker"

[Jeroen Groot]

Uit The Rock:
Mason
Are you sure you're ready for this?
Stanley Goodspeed
I'll do my best
Mason
Your best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen!

[kaptein Pikaard]

ik vind het einde van raging bull mooi dus citeer ik die maar ik doe hem gewoon in het nederlands want dat staat in het boekje van de se van raging bull


"Jij was het,Charley.Jij was mijn broer.Je had een beetje op me moeten letten.Je had gewoon een klein beetje voor me moeten zorgen in plaats van dat ik me door ze knock-out liet slaan voor een grijpstuiver.Je begrijpt 't niet.Ik had stijl kunnen hebben.Ik had een rivaal kunnen zij.Ik had iemand kunnen zijn in plaats van een mislukkeling,want dat ben ik.Laten we het onder ogenzien.Jij was het Charley.Jij was het,Charley"-On the waterfront.1954

[Gabriël de Rop]

Geen movie-quote, maar ik hoorde deze laatst bij the Comedy Factory:

"The reason why old men use Viagra isn't because they're impotent.
It's because old women are just so goddamned UGLY."


:o :o

[Luther Hartog]

Ik heb net het einde van The 10th Kingdom zitten kijken en ik heb elke keer moet lachen als de trollen weer "Suck an elf" zeiden. En de Nederlandse vertaling is ook erg grappig "Krijg nou een elf":)

[boudewijn]

ik zal eens kijken voor wat echte quotes, weet nu alleen maar halve...

tot die tijd ;)

Hello? Operator! Give me the number for 911!

Life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.

You never know when an old calendar might come in handy! Sure, it's not 1985 right now, but who knows what tomorrow will bring?

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now, quiet! The're about to announce the lottery numbers...

...sure, IN theeoory, in theory communism works...

If something is too hard,give it up. The moral my boy is too never try anything

Call Mr. Plow, that's my name, that name again, is Mr. Plow!

Marge, old people don't need companionship, they need to be isolated and studied to see what useful nutrients can be obtained from them...

Ooh, I love your magazine. Especially the 'Enrich Your Wordpower' section. I think it's really...really... really...good.

Guys are always patting my bald head for luck, pinching my belly to hear my girlish laugh...

Asleep at the switch? I wasn't asleep, I was drunk!

Kill my boss?!? Do I dare live out the american dream?

When Lisa is reading the list of things Homer wants his group to
accomplish:

Lisa : "... World domination???!!!"
Homer : "Oops! That must be a mistake."

Brain to Homer : "Mental note -- the girl knows too much."

Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you
win or loose, its how drunk you get.

Homer : "No TV and no beer make Homer something, something."
Marge : "Go crazy?"
Homer : "DON'T MIND IF I DO! WHARGHLULULU WHUR LALULUBRGLUBLU HAHUHAHU
WOODWOOD HALULAOGH!"
Marge : "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

deze is misschien nog het meeste ontopic, zit zelfs een quote in die nog niet genoemd is geloof ik:

you don't know what its like, I'm the one out there everyday putting his ass on the line, and I'm not out of order! You're
out of order! The whole freakin' system is out of order! You want the Truth? You want the TRUTH?! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!Because when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo, that was your best friend's face, you don't know what to do! FORGET IT MARGE! ITS CHINATOWN!"

[Berry vd Pluijm]

Yep, was nog niet genoemd geloof ik.. Uit A Few Good Men:

I WANT THE TRUTH!!

You want the TRUTH?! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

En natuurlijk mijn ondertitel :)

[Hendrik]

uit Full Metal Jacket:

:D

Sir,
Sir what? Are you about to call me an asswhole?
Sir, no Sir
How tall are you private?
Sir, 5 foot 9, Sir
5 foot 9? I didn't know they stacked shit that high!!!

Cool

[Hendrik]

uit Full Metal Jacket:

:D

Sir,
Sir what? Are you about to call me an asswhole?
Sir, no Sir
How tall are you private?
Sir, 5 foot 9, Sir
5 foot 9? I didn't know they stacked shit that high!!!

[Jaded]

It's even funnier the second time! ;)

[Tommy Brok]

AAAAAAAAH (Home alone, aftershave scene)

[Lars_JJ]

AAAAAAAAH (Home alone, aftershave scene)

AAAAAAAAAH (Ace Ventura)
of
AAAAAAAAAAH (Terimnator)
of
AAAAAAAAAH (Blade)

[Tommy Brok]

AAAAAAAAAH (Blade)

Welke scene in Blade?
(Terimnator)??? Terminator? Bedoel je die? 1 of 2?

[Dane]

"Hand me the keys, you fuckin' cocksucker"

Hahaha, ik heb me rot gelachen tijdens die scene in 'Suspects, echt super.

Verder wil ik nog een quote toevoegen uit SE7EN, ik weet niet of 'ie precies klopt, maar hij gaat volgens mij ongeveer zo:

"Hemmingway once wrote; 'The world is a beautifull place, and worth fighting for', I agree with the second part..."

Morgan Freeman aan het eind in SE7EN, toen ik de film voor het eerst zag, was ik echt zwaar onder de indruk van het hele eind van SE7EN.

Elwood.

PS: natuurlijk mn sig niet te vergeten, Elwood zegt zeker meer dan 5 keer "We're on a mission from God", superfilm The Blues Brothers, wat mn sig betreft, dat is natuurlijk de tekst die op de hoes/poster staat van de film.

Elwood.

[boudewijn]

O, and Phil...I will dropkick those f#ucking dogs if they come near me.