Favoriete quotes!

[Ingmar B.]

Hey,
Ik zag hier nog niet een topic over je favoriete serie quotes. Ik ben een heleboel grappige tegengekomen waaronder:: charmed :
charmed :

Paige : And then that chick came on..
Piper and Phoebe at the same time : What chick?!!

The O.C. :

Summer: Was I really mean to you?
Seth: No, Summer ... to be mean you would have had to speak to me.

Marissa: "Hello, Mother. No I'm not coming home, okay, bye."
Julie: "Please ... Do not ... Uhh. She's such a little me."

Seth: So, what's the GP, RA?"
Ryan: I have no idea what you just said.
Seth:"Game plan, Ryan Atwood
Ryan: You're just using initials now?"
Seth: Yeah, it saves time.
Ryan: Well not if you have to translate.
Seth: GP.
Ryan: Game plan?
Seth: Good point

en nog veel betere in The O.C. , echt kei komisch, nu jullie beurt

[Hugo R]

How you doing? 8-)

[SE7ENid]

Bite my shiny metal ass!

[dunedain]

Spin City:

Mike (http://us.imdb.com/name/nm0000150/): This is like a step back in time!
Owen Kingston (http://us.imdb.com/name/nm0000502/): Though men like us look to the future.

James (http://us.imdb.com/name/nm0300040/): Can men do this?
Mike (http://us.imdb.com/name/nm0000150/): Men, yes. You, no.

[Daniel van Zandvliet]

Friends


Joey: "Hey Ross, I've got a science question,
if the homosapiens where in fact homosapiens.
is that why they're extinct?"

Ross: "Joey, homosapiens are people"

Joey: "Hey, I'm not judging"

[pavago]

Uit Buffy

Xander: Let me tell you something, when it's dark and I'm all alone and I'm scared or freaked out or whatever, I always think, "What would Buffy do?" You're my hero. Okay, sometimes when it's dark and I'm all alone I think, "What is Buffy wearing?"

[Dennis Oosterhuis]

:D Nog veel meer Friends:

Chandler (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001612/): I can handle this. "Handle" is my middle name. Actually, "handle" is the middle of my first name.

Monica (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001073/): Chandler, it's okay. You don't have to be so macho all the time.
Chandler (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001612/): I'm not macho.
Monica (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001073/): You're right. I don't know what I was thinking.

Monica (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001073/): My motto is get out before they go down.
Joey (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001455/): That is so not my motto.

Phoebe (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001435/): Joey, if you had to give up sex or food, which would you pick?
Joey (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001455/): I don't know it's too hard.
Rachel (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000098/): Come on, you have to answer.
Joey (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001455/): Okay... sex. No, food. No, uh... I want both! I want girls on bread!

Joey (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001455/): I can pass for 19, right?
Chandler (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001612/): Yes, you can pass for 19.
Joey (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001455/): Really?
Chandler (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001612/): Yes.
Joey (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001455/): Seriously.
Chandler (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001612/): Seriously? Seriously, no, okay? You can play your own age, which is 31.
Joey (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001455/): [gasps] I'm 30.
Rachel (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000098/): Joey, you are not; you're 31.
Joey (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001455/): Aw, crap.

Chandler (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001612/): Condoms?
Joey (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001455/): We don't know how long we're gonna be stuck here. We might have to repopulate the world.
Chandler (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001612/): And condoms are the way to do that?

Chandler (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001612/): All right, kids, I gotta get to work. If I don't input those numbers... it doesn't make much of a difference.

Rachel (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000098/): See? Unisex.
Joey (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001455/): Maybe *you* need sex. I just had it a few days ago.
Rachel (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000098/): No, Joey, U-N-I-sex.
Joey (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001455/): I wouldn't say no to that.

...en zo kan ik nog wel heel lang doorgaan, Friends is gewoon een serie volgepropt met een opeenstapeling van hilarische quotes! (y)

[Daniel van Zandvliet]

...en zo kan ik nog wel heel lang doorgaan, Friends is gewoon een serie volgepropt met een opeenstapeling van hilarische quotes! (y)

Precies :mrgreen:

[Mick Schouten]

zie mijn sig

[Tim Wiselaar]

in Reservoir Dogs:

Mr. Pink (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000114/): You kill anybody?
Mr. White (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000172/): A few cops.
Mr. Pink (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000114/): No real people?
Mr. White (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000172/): Just cops.

EDIT: was even vergeten dat het over tvseries ging :$

[Mik. V]

Entourage:

Turtle (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1483196/): This is where you should be living, Vince. In a kingdom, like a prince.
Eric (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0175305/): Don't you mean in a kingdom like a king, you idiot?
Vince (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004978/): Nah, E. Everyone wants to kill the king. But the prince, he just sails along telling all the ladies, "One day I'm gonna be king."

[marian_ne]

Fawlty Towers:

Nurse: Are you still here?
Basil: Apparrently.
Nurse: The doctor is coming.
Basil: My god, a doctor, here in the hospital? what should we do? :D

[EmDee]

In Cheers zaten er ook talloze.
Eentje die me is bijgebleven is als Norm bier moet proeven voor een brouwerij en er nog geld voor krijgt ook

Norm Peterson (http://imdb.com/name/nm0001841/): Listen, if you don't mind, right now I've been tasting beer all morning, OK, so I'm just going to take a break, change my clothes and go over to Cheers and hoist a few.
Mike (http://imdb.com/name/nm0069856/): [laughing] Whoa. You're kidding, right?
Norm Peterson (http://imdb.com/name/nm0001841/): Yeah. These clothes'll be fine.

[Kendorjia]

die hilarische van Homer in mijn sig staat bij mij wel hoog aangeschreven

Verder enkele leuke:

Prison Break:

nadat John de hand van T-Bag had afgehakt en de broek aan het passen was die Mike opgraaft...

John: mine are a little bit short
Linc: Why don't you chop off your feet? You're good at that

T-Bag: you've got two options, one, you and i split this cash and we each walk our seperate ways, and two, those cops will find your corpse hear in the corner, with ur pants down on your ankles, because it's been a long time coming pretty

[YAH87]

die hilarische van Homer in mijn sig staat bij mij wel hoog aangeschreven
(6) Zekers, ook absoluut één van mijn persoonlijke favoriete Homer quotes.
Een andere die ik geniaal vind en al 's voorbij is gegaan in het Simpsons topic:

Homer (http://us.vdc.imdb.com/name/nm0144657/): Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
Post Office Worker: Okay. What's your first name, Mr. Burns?
Homer (http://us.vdc.imdb.com/name/nm0144657/): ...I don't know.

Dit stukje was toevallig nog vandaag op tv geweest uit Two and a Half Men.
Vod Kanockers...Prachtig. :mrgreen:
http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=T89AdmjYL6Q

[Kendorjia]

(6) Zekers, ook absoluut één van mijn persoonlijke favoriete Homer quotes.
Een andere die ik geniaal vind en al 's voorbij is gegaan in het Simpsons topic:

Homer (http://us.vdc.imdb.com/name/nm0144657/): Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
Post Office Worker: Okay. What's your first name, Mr. Burns?
Homer (http://us.vdc.imdb.com/name/nm0144657/): ...I don't know.


buahahah zeer zeker, the simpsons zit echt vol met hilarische quotes

Homer: Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!
Marge: HOMER!
Homer: I gotta go Moe my damn weiner kids are listening.
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.
:mrgreen: :mrgreen:

en in die aflevering dat Homer aan de wiet zit, zat ook zo'n geweldig stukje dat ie Marge opbelt, Marge begint te zagen, Homer belt via tweede lijn weer naar Marge en zegt dan iets van, hey it's me, i got Marge on the other line and she is nagging my ears off

:mrgreen:

en zo gaat het nog wel even door

[YAH87]

en zo gaat het nog wel even door

...
Nog eentje dan maar:
Homer Simpson (http://scoot.imdb.com/name/nm0144657/): [sarcastic voice] Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane!
[normal voice]
Homer Simpson (http://scoot.imdb.com/name/nm0144657/): Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic.

En een classic Moe:
Bart (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004813/): [Bart and Lisa are making a crank call to Moe's] Excuse me, is Homer there?
Moe (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000279/): Homer? Homer who?
Bart (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004813/): Homer Sexual.
Moe (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000279/): Just a minute.
[announces to the bar]
Moe (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000279/): Is there a Homer Sexual here? Anybody here Homer Sexual?

:mrgreen: Priceless

[pavago]

BUFFY (http://vrya.net/bdb/character.php?char=1): Hey, Ken, wanna see my impression of Gandhi?

(crushes his skull with a club)

Lily: Gandhi?

BUFFY (http://vrya.net/bdb/character.php?char=1): Well, you know, if he was really pissed off