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[Tom Rood]

zie onder.....

[Tom Rood]

Bruce Willis

Die Hard

Jippie cayee mother fucker!!!

[Paul Ranft]

Net weer eens naar Spawn gekeken.

Aren't there any normal people left on Earth, or is everybody just back from hell?

[Deef]

Beetje laat maar toch.......

"I have an offer you can't refuse"

Marlon Brando
The Godfather

"I'm still standing motherf#ckers"
uuuuuh dat mother..... weet ik nie zeker

Al Pacino
Scarface

[Bas de Jong]

The Mummy Returns
Rick: "Honey, what are you doing?? These guys don't use doors"


Starship Troopers
"Come on you apes, you wanna live forever!!?"

Star Wars: A New Hope
Luke Skywalker: "Carrie!" (terwijl die Leia moet zeggen)

[Emperor]

I am gunnery sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor
From now on you will only speak when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be Sir. Do you maggots understand that?

Sir, yes, Sir

Bullshit I can?t hear you, sound off like you got a pair.

Sir, yes, Sir

If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death, praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You?re the lowest form off life on earth. You?re not even human fucking things. You?re nothing but unorganised grab-astic pieces of amphibian shit.
Because I am hard you will not like me, but the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, whops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved corps. Do you maggots understand that?

Sir, yes, Sir

Bullshit I can't hear you!

Sir, yes, Sir

What's your name scumbag?

Sir, private Brown, Sir

Bullshit, from now on you're private Snowball. Do you like that name?

Sir, yes, Sir

Well there is one thing that you won't like private Snowbal. They don't serve fried chicken and watermelon on a daily base in my messhall.

Sir, yes, Sir

Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?

Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who?s the slimy little communist shit twinkle toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant. Nobody huh? The very fucking godmother said it. Out-fucking-standing! I will P.T. you all until you fucking die. I will P.T. you all until your assholes are sucking buttermilk. Was it you, you scrouchy little fuck?

Sir, no, Sir

You little piece of shit you look like a fucking worm! I'll bet it was you

Sir, no, Sir

Sir, I said it, Sir

Well, no shit! What do we've got here? A fucking comedian, private Joker! I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag, I got your name, I got your ass. You will not laugh, you will not cry. You will learn by the numbers, I will teach you. Now get up, get on your feet. You better unfuck yourself, or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck.
Private Joker, Why did you join my beloved corps.

Sir, to kill, Sir.

So, you're a killer?

Sir, yes, Sir

Let me see your warface.

Sir?

You've got a warface? Whoaaaaa! That's a warface. Now let me see your warface.

Whoaaaaaa!

Bullshit! You didn't convince me. Now let me see your real warface!

Whoaaaaaaaaa!

You don't scare me! Work on it!

Sir, yes, Sir

What's you excuse?

Sir, excuse for what, Sir?

I am asking the fucking questions, private. Do you understand?

Sir, yes, Sir!

Well thank you very much can I be in charge for a while?

Sir, yes, Sir!

Are you choked up? Are you nervous?

Sir, I am, Sir!

Do I make you nervous?

Sir?

Sir what? Are you about to call me an asshole?

Sir, no, Sir

How tall are you private?

Sir, 5 foot 9, Sir

5 foot 9, I didn?t know they stack shit that high. Did you try to squeeze an inch on me somewhere?

Sir, no, Sir

Bullshit! It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mamma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you?ve been cheating!
Where the hell are you from anyway, private?

Sir, Texas, sir

Holy dogshit, Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, private cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kind off narrows it down!
Do you suck dicks?

Sir, no, Sir

Are you a peter buffer?

Sir, no, Sir

I'll bet you?re the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach around. I'll be watching you.
Do your parents have any children that live?

Sir, yes, sir

I'll bet they regret that. You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece. What's your name fat buddy?

Sir, Leonard Lawrence, Sir.

Lawrence, Lawrence what? Of Arabia?

Sir, no, Sir

That name sounds like royalty. Are you royalty?

Sir, No, Sir

Do you suck dicks?

Sir, no Sir

Bullshit, I'll bet you could suck a golf bal through a garden hose.

Sir, no, Sir

I don't like the name Lawrence, only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence. From now on your Gomer Pyle!

Sir, yes, Sir

Do you think I'm cute private Pyle? Do you think I'm funny?

Sir, no, Sir

Then wipe that disgusting grin of your face!

Sir, yes, Sir

Well, any fucking time, sweetheart!

Sir, I'm trying, Sir

Private Pile, I?m gonna give you three seconds, exactly three fucking seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin of your face. Or I will couch out your eyeballs and skull fuck you! One, two, three!

Sir, I'm trying, Sir

Bullshit, get on your knees scumbag! Now, choke yourself. Goddamned, with my hands numnuts. Don't pull my fucking hand over there. I said choke yourself . Now lean forward and choke yourself. Are you through grinning?

Sir, yes, Sir

Bullshit, I can't hear you!

Sir, yes, Sir

Bullshit, I still can't hear you. Sound off like you got a pair.

Sir, yes, Sir

That's enough. Get on your feet. Private Pyle you better square you ass away and start shitting me Tiffany's cufflinks or I will definitely fuck you up.

Sir, yes, Sir

[Koen Crijns]

Stoerste quote ever:

The Matrix:
"What do you need, besides a miracle?"
"Guns... Lots'a guns...."



En deze twee blijven natuurlijk mijn persoonlijke favoriet:
"The name's Bond.... James Bond"
en
"Wodka Martini.... Shaken, but not stirred!"

[System 3rror]

I am gunnery sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor
...

Zo, na dit gelezen te hebben hoef ik de film ook ff niet meer te zien, bijna het halve script...

[Emperor]

Dit is zijn de eerste 5 minuten maar hoor....

Maar ga je schamen als je deze film nog niet gezien hebt!

[Martin van Tuijl]

I am gunnery sergeant Hartman.............................

Holy shit! You call that a quote you freaking asshole!

[Emperor]

Holy shit! You call that a quote you freaking asshole!

Heb het stukje al een 'paar' keer gezien. Maar ik moet bekennen dat ik na een check nog wel een paar kleine correcties moest uitvoeren.....

[System 3rror]

Dit is zijn de eerste 5 minuten maar hoor....

Maar ga je schamen als je deze film nog niet gezien hebt!

Ok... hehe

Ik heb hem op videoband, maar al geen tijden meer gezien...
Misschien vanaaf na Band of Brothers... veel oorlogsgeweld op een vrijdagavond kan geen kwaad

[starbuck]

"Heigh ho heigh ho"

Quote made famous by: grumpy, sneezy, bashful, sleepy,happy, doc, and dopey

[Henk Heideveld]

De besten trof ik aan in Full Metal Jacket. waar halen ze ze vandaan???? Ongelooflijk goed.
Te veel om op te noemen, dus gewoon zelf kijken en luisteren.
Ze vliegen er echt over de toonbank alsof het de dagelijkse gezellige babbel is.

Een leuke uit een of andere spaghetti-western is mij bijgebleven.
"é gringo, I am a killer, I kill people for money: but you are my friend, I kill you for nothing" (waarbij nothing een prachtige dubbele betekenis heeft).

[Henk Heideveld]

AND THE WINNER IS ..................................................
Deze trhead wijst heel nadrukkelijk in de richting van Full Metal Jacket en terecht natuurlijk. Stoppen maar mensen, want je kunt net zo goed de hele tekst van de hele film neerschrijven. Slechts de aftiteling is normaal, geloof ik. (maar weet zelfs dat niet zeker.)
Deze thread kan naar verwachting de omzet van deze DVD-film doen stijgen. Niet over lullen, want dan verhogen ze gauw de thans redelijke prijs van circa f 40,--.

[Emperor]

Deze deed ik helemaal uit mijn hoofd dus er kunnen een paar kleine foutjes in zitten

Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday dear Jesus,
Happy birthday to you!

Today it's Christmas!
There will be a magic show at 09.00!

God has a hard-on for marines,
because we kill everything we see.
To show out appreciation for so much power,
we keep heaven packed with fresh souls.

God was here before the marines.
So you can give your heart to Jesus?..
BUT YOU ASS BELONGS TO THE CORPS!

Do you ladies understand!

Sir, yes, Sir

I can't hear you??..

[Wazige]

Austin Powers
Do I Make you Horny? Do I?

Fight Club:
I might take you down, but i never let you down

gladiator:
I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

God Bless ya'll

[Hans Bergshoeff]

en nu de beroemdste van allemaal. Iedereen kent hem.
Bugs Bunny: What's up doc?

[Eric van Ballegoie]

Een hele ware uit Star Wars EP1:

'There's always a bigger fish'

Robert De Niro in Heat:

'Never get attached to anyting that you cannot walk away from in fifteen seconds flat when you spot the heat coming around the corner'

Hans Teeuwen (met grappig stemmetje):

'Zo heb ik pas een hele mooie film gezien: Schindrelers List...
Da's een hele mooie belangrijke fillm, want ja, de mensen hebben het altijd wel over de Joden enzo, maar nou, die Duitsers dat waren ook geen lieverdjes hoor!' (quote uit conferance)

[Wazige]

Uit Goodfellas:
'Do you think I am funny? Do you fucking think I am funny? Funny how? Funny like a clown? Like I have to amuse you?'

'As far as I remember I always wanted to be a gangster.'

Uit een andere gangsterfilm: (weet iemand welke?)
'Are you talking to me? Are you fucking talking to me? I don't see anyone else in here, so you must be talking to me!'


Capiche?

[Martin van Tuijl]

Uit een andere gangsterfilm: (weet iemand welke?)
'Are you talking to me?.....

Dat komt niet echt uit een gangsterfilm, maar als ik het goed heb is dat Robert de Niro in Taxi Driver...

[Wazige]

Hey, bedankt, zal es effe kijken of dat klopt. Vond het wel een mooie quote.

Dracula:
'I never drink wine.'

Weet nie meer uit welke film, klinkt wel leuk:
'Shoot them, waste the ************s! All of them!'

Heeft iemand het gebed uit de film Boondock Saints????
Die wil ik echt hebben.

[Darth Vader]

Uit Cliffhanger:

Hal Tucker (Michael Rooker)
You murdering mother fuck!

Met daarop als antwoord:

Eric Qualen (John Lithgow)
Kill a few people, they call you a murderer?
Kill a million and you are a conqueror!
Go figure.

[Wazige]

Romeo must die:
(DMX zegt dit): 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people'

[Wazige]

And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, Power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command, we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine patrie, et fili [they cock their guns] et spiritu sancti.

Wow, das relaxt, ik had zelf al geprobeerd op te schrijven wat ze zeiden, maar ik kon sommige dingen helemaal niet verstaan. Hoe heb jij dit gedaan dan?

The Green Mile:
(percy schreeuwt) :'Dead man coming. Dead man coming through. There is a dead man coming through.'

(John Coffey) :
'I'm aweful tired, boss. Dog tired.'

'Do you leave the lights on after bedtime, boss?'